Mommy Group Ousts Member for Legal Marijuana Use, Celebrates by Getting Blasted on Cheap Chardonnay

“Emily has a toddler, but was suddenly so calm and positive. It was disconcerting. I think we all feel safer now that she’s gone,” Robertson slurred as she slurped down her third glass of Yellow Tail Chardonnay. “Where’s that waiter? The hot one with the ass! I wanna bite it!”